Nothing.
Nada.
So I shall grace you with the antics of my ever moving brain of nonsense.
Here are a bunch of Mind- FUCKING Questions,, and my answers... ENJOY
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
No Of Course not. That's Like asking if gay people can go planking.
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Yes... But It's Very Scary.
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
To get you thinking of the possibilities of a word.
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
I am a complete part of a partial universe. did you catch that?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Fuck you.
If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
A Fail is A Fail, it would however succeed in a ever failing world.
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
you are so fucking stupid.
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
in only the best : bubble wrap.
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
can you be anymore of a dick, lets go smoke a bowl. ~~
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
Why are these questions so long?
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
im doing to start crossing out the stupid questions that have little comedic potential
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What is the speed of dark?
How come we never hear about gruntled employees? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What is the speed of dark?
How come we never hear about gruntled employees? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of
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